@BlondAmbitionTO: I just shook my keyboard upside down. Breakfast is served.
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@KeetPotato: [in heaven after crucifixion] jesus: "they were horrible dad, im pleased im not going back there" god: [rubbing his neck] "see the thing is"
@dumbbeezie: People almost never do the cute little Pillsbury dough boy noise when you poke them in the stomach. Everything is a lie
@thejamietighe: *turns off life support* *waits* *turns it back on* Me: How's she now? Him: Are you sure you're a doctor? Me: Doct... No, I'm from IT.
@whatmaddness: Me: hi. I'm maddie. I'm ready to overeat, anonymously Overeaters Anonymous leader: you've misunderstood