@PAT_E_ROCK: I just smoked the fattest blunt.. And now my refrigerator is nervous!
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@kiebi: It's funny how red, white and blue represents freedom until its flashing behind you to pull over
@T_N_Crumpets: Rival Gang Leader: Me: Rival Gang Leader's mom: [nudges son] go on Rival Gang Leader: sorry I tried to shoot you