@PAT_E_ROCK: I just smoked the fattest blunt.. And now my refrigerator is nervous!
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@dumbbeezie: Shout out to the people who deleted their twitter accounts on New Years, see you in a few days
@MrsGoose69: Don't give a women flower, she may have hay fever. Don't give her chocolate, she may be on a diet! Give her wifi so there's no excuse.
@Contwixt: The day we decided such footwear would be called "flip-flops" was not our most creative moment.