@jjhartinger: I just spent a ridiculous amount of time trying to spell Wednesday, so I canceled the event.
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@mishakey: If you stop at a yellow light I'm going to assume you have something illegal in your car.
@jlock17: I hate when all the silverware is dirty and I'm down to using the giant decorative fork that hangs on the wall.
@RatBatallion: My favorite part of the bible is when god gives people free will and then kills everyone with a flood for not acting the way he wanted .