@jjhartinger: I just spent a ridiculous amount of time trying to spell Wednesday, so I canceled the event.
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@toomanytoes: "Endless shrimp" sounds nice until you realize they are serious. It's a threat. The shrimp will never stop.
@Home_Halfway: WHAT DO WE WANT?! Follow-up questions! WHEN DO WE WANT IT? OH HELL YEAH THAT'S THE STUFF
@OhNoSheTwitnt: The moral of Snow White is if a woman poisons you because you're prettier than her, find some men to chase her off a cliff while you sleep.
@SortaBad: I bet kangaroos get drunk and find some ridiculous shit in their pouches in the morning.