@novicefather: I just steam cleaned my carpets and wondered how difficult a homicide would be to clean up.
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@WritePlay: "Why don't you cool it on the dressmaking," I suggested to my wife. "You seamstressed."
@aka_fatman: Therapist: It's been 8 years since the death of your parents. How are you coping? Bruce Wayne: I dress as a bat and beat up strangers now.
@facciabella: When someone says "everything happens for a reason," I stab them and laugh, just so they know I understand.