@ryaninco: I just stopped by the Apple store to use the restroom. iPeed.
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@botandy: You come home early and catch the cat eating with a knife and fork at the table. You stare at each other unsure of the next move.
@Ghetto_Trophy: Imagine if people still used typewriters! We'd have to sit in a giant circle and throw pieces of paper at each other.
@robfee: If you have twins name them Adam & Steve so when someone says "Uh, it's Adam & Eve" you can be like "OH REALLY?" and have the boys attack!!
@NikiWithIssues: Hey person who wrote "WASH ME" on my car, I know it wasn't my car that wrote that. My car doesn't speak English. I'm onto you.