@Rollmaninoz: I just switched my phone to airplane mode and a small child appeared and started kicking me in the back.
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@U_Want_Shum_M8: ON THE INTERNET : Ughh.. I hate people so much.. APPLYING FOR JOB : I love working with people and I am very sociable
@Amazon_Blonde: No beer or Snacks?!? WORST. PARTY. EVER. Family: uh...this is an Intervention Me: LAME, look, Grandmas so bored she's crying
@tastefactory: "It's gonna taste really good." - excerpt from the guide What To Expect When You're Expecting Pizza