@Rollmaninoz: I just switched my phone to airplane mode and a small child appeared and started kicking me in the back.
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@Honeybuckle: Alright! Everyone that got a DM containing a map to my treehouse, meet there in 15 mins. Those who didn't, maybe consider being nicer to me.
@AnOrangeSNES: *An elf cop pulls Frodo riding an ent over* Elf Cop: Where ya going? Frodo: To throw a ring into a volcano! EC: Step out of the treehicle
@rachelle_mandik: BOSS: It's come to my attention that you've disabled attachments for emails. You have to fix that. BUDDHA: But attachments cause suffering.
@ieatanddrink: It's so cold out today in Wisconsin I just saw a snowman kill another snowman and crawl inside his body cavity