@Rollmaninoz: I just switched my phone to airplane mode and a small child appeared and started kicking me in the back.
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@weinerdog4life: I'm not allowed at the gym anymore because I dropped my chili dog on the treadmill
@4handfuls: Spending the weekend installing toothpaste-colored carpet since my 3 yr old insists on brushing his teeth while walking around the house...
@thejakeshenry: I was pretty excited about this box of elbows before I saw that it was only macaroni.