@Rollmaninoz: I just switched my phone to airplane mode and a small child appeared and started kicking me in the back.
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@iTomFoolery: We’ve had the selfie and now the selfie stick. So when will our phones be renamed Selfones.
@Spaziotwat: [*Wakes up on sofa] "Did I...DID I HAVE A FIGHT WITH BATMAN?" Wife [from bedroom]: "YOU. PUNCHED. A. NUN."
@JennyJohnsonHi5: The sculpture of Amelia Earhart in the Burbank airport doesn't give me that warm fuzzy feeling before flying.