@ShoutingGoddess: I just think of unfollowers as me paying my Follower Tax.
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@bornmiserable: "Welcome to McDonald's, how may I take your order?" "Begrudgingly, I would imagine."
@iRowlf: Lowe's banned me for yelling "From the windows! To the walls! To the sweat drop down my balls!", as I explained how much carpet I needed.
@Im_Tricia: I wish there was a way to tell if this guy is being nice to me because he likes me or if it's just because he's Canadian.