@ShoutingGoddess: I just think of unfollowers as me paying my Follower Tax.
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@sickipediabot: Thousands of stoners give up smoking weed to avoid having any association with Justin Bieber. Cleverest. Government. Propaganda. Ever.
@WilliamAder: Drove a wedge of suspicion today between the fast food employee at the first window and the one at the second.
@neiltyson: Curious that it's always a female computer voice that calmly announces self-destruct sequences and other violent disasters.