@ShoutingGoddess: I just think of unfollowers as me paying my Follower Tax.
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@Book_Krazy: Me: [walks up to boss] *SLAP* Boss: WTH?! Me: It's Natl Bully Month Boss: No, it's Natl Bully PREVENTION Month! Me: well this is awkward
@IvoryGazelle: Ugh I can’t stand him. I’m not gonna go into it but let me just say this... [40 min later] ...and you should see the way he ties his shoes, I hope he dies