@ShoutingGoddess: I just think of unfollowers as me paying my Follower Tax.
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@aparnapkin: Friendship: because I've said many dumb things & you acted like they were TED talks
@AnOrangeSNES: *grabs walmart intercom* WHY DID YOU LET ME GRAB THIS INTERCOM? I DON'T EVEN WORK HERE *fighting noises* YOU'RE GONNA LOSE YOUR JOB
@Coastiefish: My car is equipped with the best anti-theft device in Florida. I call it "No air conditioning".