@OldsDad: I just threw a snowball at a Smart car and its airbags deployed
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@Quartzjixler: I am so proud to be part of a society that needs television commercials to remind us not to lock our kids in hot cars.
@Chumpstring: [hospital] DOCTOR: you're ok ME: so it was just a dream DOCTOR: no your heart did turn into a bowl of cereal but your system is accepting it
@rockymomax: EGYPTIAN KING: we shall build religious monuments. they will baffle future science. SUBJECT: what shall we worship? EGYPTIAN KING: cats