@Blondiethegood: I just threw away all the toilet paper in the office so this day is about to get interesting.
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@MartaEffing: Is it possible to divorce someone twice? Not re-marry and divorce again, but divorce twice so you're completely done. Like, extra divorced.
@WheelTod: [Office meeting] *I stride in, straddle a chair: Yo Guys. Listen up Boss: Turn around Frank. We can't hear you when you're facing the wall
@EliTerry: I wanna see some BUTTS on da dance floor! ONLY butts. Detached from their owners, just kinda in a pile. In the middle. Nice. Good butt pile.