@Blondiethegood: I just threw away all the toilet paper in the office so this day is about to get interesting.
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@ChickenFrecklez: Hubby is trying to get it up...There we go...Ok now it won't go down-oh there it goes...Shit, now it's going back up! Garage door is broken
@theSwellMan: Probably the worst thing about dying a virgin would be all the dead terrorists that are waiting for you.
@TEXASVETERAN: All women want is to have a relationship with an intelligent man. The only problem is that intelligent men don't get into relationships.