@shariv67: "I just threw up in my mouth a little." - Cows
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@AlisonLeiby: I'm calling Facebook "Mom" now because all it does is tell me who from my high school is engaged and remind me about my cousins' birthdays.
@OpenClassMX: If I say I love you, don't read too much into it. I just told this cheesecake that I love it, too.
@jake_lach: Apparently, if she's refused to speak to you for two days your text should not be 'Why are you mad again?'