@shariv67: "I just threw up in my mouth a little." - Cows
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@ItsLaTourette: It's so unsettling meeting a baby with a grown man's name. No I don't want to hold Keith but can he look over my investment portfolio for me
@david8hughes: The first fireman to get called to rescue a cat in a tree must have had the hose wrestled from him before someone told him to get a ladder.
@michaelianblack: You know who's really upset about Romney losing? Wire coat hanger manufacturers.