@Dani_Feld: I just took out a spider so big that, moments after, the postman rang the doorbell and I thought it was the spider.
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@Midgetspar: On a scale from 1 to 10 I tell people they're an 11. It's a fun way to let them know they don't exist and they take it as a compliment.
@MAKJ: Me: I’m going to be healthy Breakfast: fruit Lunch: sandwich Dinner: salad Midnight: large pizza, mac & cheese, a gallon of ice cream