@SassyPantssss: I just tried to kill a spider with hairspray. He's still alive, but his hair looks outstanding.
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@iamspacegirl: God: *making Eve from Adam's rib* Adam: That's a weird way to make people God: Lol wait till you see how she does it
@TheMichaelRock: Recipes sound good until you realize that you don't have $846 worth of spices in your house.
@missekay: People that say a watched pot never boils clearly don't understand the second law of thermodynamics or are blind.
@rachelle_mandik: do you think the guy who designed hand grenades really hated pineapples, or really loved them?