@JediGigi: I just tried to start my car with my phone. You should know that my car has a keyless ignition. I'm pretty.
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@Home_Halfway: Keep your coworkers on their feet by beginning your next e-mail with "If you're reading this, I'm already dead."
@LuvPug: It's like the people who drive Smart cars don't even realize that other cars are an option.
@TwatWaffler69: If my "check engine" light would check my wallet, it would know there's nothing I can do about it.