@JediGigi: I just tried to start my car with my phone. You should know that my car has a keyless ignition. I'm pretty.
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@iGreenMonk: How boring my life has become! The only time I hear myself say, "I'm coming" is when I'm trying to tell my dog I'm getting his food ready!