@JediGigi: I just tried to start my car with my phone. You should know that my car has a keyless ignition. I'm pretty.
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@bridger_w: This year, teach your kids the true meaning of Easter by trapping them in a stone tomb for three days.
@Real_Dick_Head: Establish dominance by sitting close to the buffet and growling every time someone walks up to get food.
@SteveSuckington: "Annie are you ok?" -yep "Are you ok?" -dude, I just said yes "Are you ok Annie?" -THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS MICHAEL