@robyn_vo: I just violently threw up for 6 minutes and now my coworkers think I'm the lead singer of Creed.
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@junejuly12: Burning bridges was a lot easier when 7 out of 10 people had lighters in their pockets.
@tonyhawk: girl at restaurant: "Are you Tony Hawk?" me: "Yes." her: "Why?" I had no idea how to answer.