@Coastiefish: I just walked through a spiderweb and invented the next Macarena.
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@rockymomax: [in hell journal day 211] I've asked if it was hot in here 932 times in 211 days. the dark lord is angry but he has nowhere else to send me
@Mr_Kapowski: Watched an old man pay in all quarters and my only thought was "he must keep all the money he pulls from behind kid's ears"
@Test_of_Steron: Copied tweets with higher no. of RTs remind me of tht incident when Charlie Chaplin entered a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest n came 3rd.