@Coastiefish: I just walked through a spiderweb and invented the next Macarena.
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@samalmightysam: -Babe, I can't find the condom, what if we don't use it? -Sure, I'm ready to be a mother anyways. -No, no. Look, I found it!
@ashleyaustrew: If you love someone, set them free. If they cry and refuse to leave the bathroom you're in, they're your kids.
@TheMichaelRock: How are expecting to cure cancer when we as a society can't figure out how to merge into traffic correctly?