@Coastiefish: I just walked through a spiderweb and invented the next Macarena.
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@smithsara79: "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take," I whisper to myself as I hit send on that sixth unanswered text
@InternetHippo: MOVIE GUY: I’m not giving up. I’m going to win her affections no matter what! WORLD: This is romantic and not troubling
@tigersgoroooar: Me: I love you Him: you just drank 1/4 of your beer through your nostril Me: that is also true