@BromanConsul: My brother goes to "Peninsula High." When the class of 2015 got senior shirts made, no one decided to regulate them.

@ericsshadow: If she calls me cheap one more time I'm gonna return her anniversary gift to 7/11.

@TheTweetOfGod: The Alabama Supreme Court has blocked same-sex marriage on the legal grounds that it is 1953.

@WilliamAder: If "six degrees" is true, somebody tell somebody to tell somebody to tell somebody to tell somebody to tell Scarlett Johansson I said "Hi."

@JawnQSack: "A mind is a terrible thing to waste." A zombie trying to convince his son to finish his dinner.