@dinnersruined: I just want a girl that's nice and sweet that doesn't require a lot of money and I can dunk them in milk wait, a cookie, I want a cookie
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@DaddyJew: Sorry for teaching your kids to yell "STRANGER DANGER" whenever you tell them they can't have something LOL
@wendchymes: My boyfriend and I are into role playing-I pretend to be hotter and skinnier and he pretends not to be a Nigerian teen in an Internet cafe .
@rahtzee: *poetry 101 first day* prof: okay so today just pick a subj- me: (incredibly loud) i call oranges
@ObscureGent: *God creating Eminem* This one will really hate his mom, but also be really obsessed with her spaghetti.