@Sean_Burgundy_: I just want a woman that will look out for me while I'm shaking the vending machine
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@JohnLyonTweets: Hey Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me. *Tambourine Man shakes tambourine for several minutes* Well that sucked.
@thedailymarker: Ladies, if all he does is make you cry then maybe you're dating an onion and not a man.