@AddledPixie: I just want to be important enough that someone unexpectedly puts a cup of coffee in my hand, which I gratefully accept with only a nod.
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@RoastedPapad: [Interview] HR - What are your strengths and weaknesses ? Me - WiFi Password and WiFi Signal.
@corinnemlwsw: My coat is so covered with dog fur that someone's probably going to throw red paint on me at some point today.
@TweetPotato314: Jesus: Honor my sacrifice by refusing meat on all holy days and each Friday. John the fisherman: *slides Jesus $20* Jesus: Also, Fish isn’t meat.
@bourgeoisalien: serious question: when someone's telling you a horrible story and they're crying; how long should I wait before take a bite of my corn dog?