@briangaar: I just want to be one of those dads who runs on the field & tackles an opposing 6 year old
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@shkeeber: Any question is a hard hitting question when it's written on a brick and thrown full force at your face.
@SortaBad: My dad lied a lot. I was 17 before I realized the 'Silver Table Cat' wasn't a real species, and that we didn't own a pet, we owned a toaster
@Reverend_Scott: [sees friend at the store] "Hi" Hey "Where's your better half?" The PS4's at home "No I mean-" Where WOULD it be? Wow, dumb question.