@briangaar: I just want to be one of those dads who runs on the field & tackles an opposing 6 year old
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@KattsDogma: Photographer: Ok. You two hold hands, & u, in the back, hold a gun to that guy's head. Nice. I'll add blush in post.
@caliluvgirl77: How old do I look? 9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any
@SteveSuckington: "Hi, I'm here for Paradox Club." -Actually this is Oxymoron Club. "Ok, same difference." *looks at group* -Oh, this guy is good.
@ninjadinosaur1: If my dog doesn't like you, then I don't like you. Unless you're hot, then the dog can go in the crate for a couple hours.