@briangaar: I just want to be one of those dads who runs on the field & tackles an opposing 6 year old
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@jazmasta: Ever think about an old friend and wonder what they're doing right now? They're playing on their phone. Everyone is playing on their phone.
@treadmilld: Someone just honked their horn to get me out of my parking space quicker so now we will both be here until we're dead.
@timdonakowski: I wish someone would challenge me so I could help raise awareness for ice buckets.