@Mindless4Miles: I just want to be rich enough one day to name my kid after an Australian mammal or something found in my spice rack.
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@1BigMick: If you believe the home alarm commercials, the first thing burglars do when they break into your home is smash your family pictures.
@TheTobbie: On Facebook, someone posted that they have 90 days of pregnancy left. The 1st commenter said 'when are you due?' This is why we are here...
@CantWaitToNap: Nothing says "I've been going through your shit" like "why do you delete your browser history?"