@TheTimmyToes: I just want to be rich enough to say "that won't be necessary" when the police go to handcuff me
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@OBiiieeee: HOLD YOUR HORSES. TELL YOUR HORSES YOU LOVE THEM. DONT BE TOO STRICT WITH YOUR HORSES OR THEY'LL DATE OLDER HORSES GET TATTOOS & HAVE PONIES
@MsSouthernStems: The road to hell is paved with good intentions Note to self...avoid good intentions at all costs.
@jazmasta: "We suspect you may have inability to vocalise emotion disease" "I can't say I'm surprised" *doc strokes beard* "Hmm yes.Just as we thought"