@dulcetry: I just want to be rich enough where I snap my fingers and 7 people fight over who gets to make me my next grilled cheese.
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@FormerGrunt: Stupidity is dangerous, and thanks to social media we have managed to weaponize it.
@E_Ville13: Nobody suspects that you're digging a grave when you're always working on your landscape.
@RoosterMustache: *pulls away from kissing my girlfriend's twin* TWIN: she'll never find out about us ME: thanks dude you're a trustworthy guy