@DowntimeDad: I just want to have the poker face of a toddler that tells you that they didn't poop their pants.
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@rolldiggity: Fun Game: 1. Glue dark sunglasses to all pigeons in a park. 2. Poke stranger on the shoulder. 3. Whisper, "I think we're being watched..."
@trevso_electric: The worst thing that can happen when you invite someone over to "watch a movie" is actually watching a movie.
@TheSeanBrewster: Sometimes I'll take such a good picture of someone I'm like "this is definitely making it into the slide show at their funeral."
@jake_likes_naps: "Daddy will u tuck me in?:)" "Ok" *tucks him in* "Daddy sing me a song:)" "Ok" *clears throat* LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES H