@DowntimeDad: I just want to have the poker face of a toddler that tells you that they didn't poop their pants.
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@LoriLuvsShoes: When I punish my 16 I don't take away her phone I take away her charger and then I watch the fear in her eyes as her battery dies. It's fun
@lovstructionist: Football Team: Huddle up! Me: Mm, this is nice FT: Who are you Me: So warm, so snug FT: Break. Break now! Me: Don't go nice man-castle
@lecalabara: You catch more flies with honey, even more with a dead body and way more with honey on a dead body.