@dumbbeezie: I just want to learn enough sign language to convince a hair stylist to cut my hair in silence
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@beefman138: 3 : Daddy, can we watch Frozen? Me : Sorry, darling. We can't watch Frozen in the summer because all the characters will melt.
@MarfSalvador: [first day as a waiter] me: may I recommend the steak? customer: yes ok me: thanks. I recommend the steak
@jobless4eyes: Found a fly on his back by my keyboard. So dead. So sad. Put a cocktail umbrella by his head. Now he looks like he's suntanning.
@slimmy_shady: 20% of traffic accidents involve deer.Who allowed deer to drive in the first place?