@shatterpants: I just want to wear futuristic clothes & run up to people, ask them what year it is and the date and run away screaming "There's still time"
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@: Movie theater: Please silence your phones. Me, who hasn't taken my phone off silent since 2012: *double-checks*
@theSolemnBard: [scene: a smoky Paris bar] BARTENDER: You feel trapped, mais oui? You hunt the rabbit, but the rabbit, he mocks you. Always you are made to play the fool, in a cycle you cannot escape. FUDD: *nodding bleakly* I'm suffewing, Henwi.
@TheGladStork: I love how Simba acts upset when Mufasa dies as if he didn't just do a choreographed musical number called "I Just Can't Wait To Be King".
@Matt_The_1st: "What's wrong with our country?" OBAMA! "Who are we going to reelect in 2012?" OBAMA!