@DaddyJew: I just watched one kid call his twin brother ugly and now I'm just waiting for him to realize what that means
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@AtticusFinch79: Me: Babe, can you zip this for me? Him: That's an inflatable sumo suit. Me: I'm flying United today. Him: Don't forget your helmet.