@iNusku: I just wish God hadn't hidden all of my talents so well.
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@blairgarner: To apply for a job at Hooters do they hand you a bra and say, "Here, just fill this out." ?
@topaz_kell: [job interview] Interviewer: "Do you have any questions for me?" Me: "How strong is the wifi signal in the restroom?" Interviewer:
@MiddleageM: Skyped my dad today and had a great conversation with his forehead and nose hairs...
@suzieQ0007: My 4yo just noticed me trying to throw out an old, wrecked piece of Lego & by the look he gave me I'm afraid to go to sleep now.