@nPhelendriqal: No autocorrect, I don't want to bang a bunch of hot chimps.
@leyawn: richard dawkins got owned again. when will this man learn
@ShaneKnowsStuff: People hear my southern accent and automatically assume I'm stupid. Let me tell you something right now. That is just a coincidence.
@The_Mentalyst: In a parallel universe, Two bars walk into a man.
@withanewname: "SIRI, WHERE'S THE REMOTE?"
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"SIRI, BRING ME A BEER!"
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"SIRI, WHERE'S MY DINNER?"
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Wife: "She's either deaf, or had sex with you too."
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