@iNusku: I just wish God hadn't hidden all of my talents so well.
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@Bob_Janke: Whenever I have to fix a hole in any wall I always hide a realistically drawn but totally fake treasure map in there first.
@ShockTartBionic: Your baby's got pink eye, bronchitis AND a double ear infection? Are you even trying to keep him alive?
@skickwriter: Me: He said he likes mac-n-cheese better the way his mom makes it. Female judge: Case dismissed!