@JessObsess: I just wish I was rich enough to be able to throw all of the pots and pans away after I cook.
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@sofarrsogud: My son, Luke, loves how I named all my kids after Star Wars characters. My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
@BuckyIsotope: *watches TV* GET AN ANONYMOUS ONLINE QUOTE NOW! *logs on* "You're a giant idiot and your parents are very disappointed in you" - Anonymous
@simoncholland: Daughter just wandered in after being put to bed and I hid the ice cream I was eating like it was a joint.
@3sunzzz: 1900: Let's filter coffee. 1950: We need to filter cigarettes. 1970: We should really filter water. 2015: I want to filter my face.