@JessObsess: I just wish I was rich enough to be able to throw all of the pots and pans away after I cook.
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@Darlainky: Maybe naming my new hippie themed bar Free Spirits was a bit misleading. Lesson learned.
@OpenClassMX: If I say I love you, don't read too much into it. I just told this cheesecake that I love it, too.
@ProdigyNelson: Lawyer: do you watch people use the bathroom? Defendant: no Lawyer: spell "ICUP" Defendant: I-C-U-P Judge: *softly* omg Jury: *whispering*
@JasonLastname: Show your neighbor they shouldn't park their boat outside of their house by filling it with two of every animal.