@JessObsess: I just wish I was rich enough to be able to throw all of the pots and pans away after I cook.
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@GrowlyGrego: Is there a Twitter acronym for "Ur screenshot tweet is really funny, but my anxiety about ur phone battery % prevents me from enjoying it"?
@DaddyJew: 8: daddy, can I have $600,000? Me: what? No 8: can I have $3? Me: fine but only bc I feel like im getting a deal here