@LePetitOiseau_L: I just yelled "ACKNOWLEDGE MEEE!" at the automatic sensor in the sink faucet if anyone is wondering how stable I am today.
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@FuckabillyRex: I thought she said "tantrum sex" and this is probably the most I've ever disappointed a woman.