@thisislizz: I just yelled 'Jayden' at the mall and now I'm a mom to like 20 kids.
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@T_N_Crumpets: Cop: You look pretty beat up, how many attackers did you say there was? [flashback to me showing the cat my nunchuk skills] Me: Easily 10
@zacharyflynn: How to get a girl to like you: 1. Become a lion tamer 2. Release a lion on her 3. Tame it right before it kills her 4. Take her to Chili's?
@TheBoydP: The book I bought on dog training doesn't seem to be working. I don't think she's even reading it.