@Death_Buddy: I keep a chalk outline of myself drawn outside my house so any murderers think, "dang, someone's already got the murdering covered here"
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@envydatropic: Stuck between "that was awesome" and "OMG do you need medical attention" wherever I walk off the dance floor
@bwebster76: Do people who use handkerchiefs know they don't have to hang on to the things that come out of their nose?
@notxzibit: Google search history: Marawana Marjawana Is there a j in marawana Wheat Wheat for smoking Free wheet
@TheMichaelRock: Why did you have to take a half naked picture in front of a full length mirror to show off your new haircut?