@HockeyTornado: I keep a second pair of shoes at work, I don't want people to recognize me when I'm pooping.
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@AnchorsAviators: Dads on here: my kid is such an amazing person. I love them. Moms on here: let me tell you what this little shit stain did today.
@iGreenMonk: They tried it standing up, sitting down and bent over the kitchen table but it was no good - they just couldn't get a decent wi-fi signal.