@stevevsninjas: I keep a separate microwave dedicated for hotdogs. I call it Frank Zappa.
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@1followernodad: Me: I'm a scorpion. Date: You mean scorpio? Me: (clicking my claws together) No I very do not.
@NoticablyBacon: Theres a dating website for people that believe the government is ran by lizard people so I really have no excuse for being single
@: dating me is like dating a golden retriever cuz u will be picking blonde hair off u all day and i get way too excited about everything