@hipchkk: I keep an extra stash of tampons in my purse to launch at blowhards who punctuate the end of their sentence with the word, "Period!"
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@ChefChas82: I should run for public office just to see the scandalous dirt they dig up on me. I would really like to piece together my twenties.
@FuckabillyRex: If you wear it all the time, you'll never know if she's in love with you, or your denim vest, and the chances are it's the vest.
@mariokeyparty: My dad and I were never that close. The company he worked for once had a "father-son" picnic and he invited his father
@ericarhodes: and one last joke for the day. And I will be off driving back to Claremont for two shows. Have a beautiful day.