@CakeThrottle: I keep getting bills from the Memory Erasing Clinic but I've never been there
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@fatherofcomedy: They say genius skips a generation.In our case it fell off our family tree and died.
@MarionDowling: Sometimes I run across a room really fast so a spider sees me out of the corner of its eye and spends the evening worrying where I've gone.
@KiayaFaye: I know you seen me continuously push the "close doors" button while you ran to the elevator. Now it's just awkward