@CakeThrottle: I keep getting bills from the Memory Erasing Clinic but I've never been there
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@ChristianPlante: Your perfume/cologne should reward someone for getting close, not punish them for being in the same building.
@TheTimmyToes: I just want to be rich enough to say "that won't be necessary" when the police go to handcuff me
@davedittell: prayers by believers to a "Sweet Jesus" imply additional deities: Sour Jesus, Salty Jesus, Umami Jesus and, most frighteningly, Bitter Jesus
@SergioValenCo: Don't scream. I came to your house because you never responded to my DMs. Are you OK?