@CakeThrottle: I keep getting bills from the Memory Erasing Clinic but I've never been there
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@briangaar: Watching Home Alone. Did the family not have ANY friends they could call? "Yo we left our 8-year-old alone, can you get him & not call CPS?"
@GibJimson: [at pet store] Im looking for something cheap and will get people to stop coming over.