@13spencer: I keep having to remind myself that an "oral history" is not nearly as exciting as it sounds.
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@E_lok44: I got my husband to watch Game of Thrones with me by telling him "Just wait. There's a good car chase comin' up"
@davedittell: UNICORN: I love the forest! I love my horn! Life is wonderf— [Pegasus flies over chased by babes] UNICORN: God why have you forsaken me
@shariv67: I sleep with a knife under my pillow. You never know when someone is going to break in and give you a cake.