@13spencer: I keep having to remind myself that an "oral history" is not nearly as exciting as it sounds.
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@UncleDuke1969: Me: I have NO drafts! Wife: *opens window* Me: ... Wife: *opens door* Me: ... Wife: That better? Me: I should have married your sister.
@DonQuickoats: Which lip am I supposed to bite to look sexy in selfies? Cuz I look like a werewolf when I bite my top lip
@Yankeegiant72: I like listening to Phil Collins in the shower. He gets creeped out when he sees me, though.