@13spencer: I keep having to remind myself that an "oral history" is not nearly as exciting as it sounds.
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@MountainDouche: I have a question for you guys. After the door bell rings, how long do I have to wait to turn the TV volume back up and make any movement?
@bridger_w: I bet Adam and Eve loved being the first people cuz they didn't have to worry about ghosts
@Ygrene: Me: I'm nervous about mingling at the party Wife: Just talk about stuff anyone can relate to [Party] Me: HI I UNDERSTAND YOU TOO ARE HUMAN
@Contwixt: That awkward moment when you realize your wife's funeral is turning into a sausage-fest.