@3Snowbee3: I keep my fitbit in the original box same as I do my special edition Malibu Barbie.
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@adamallday: I like my meth labs like I like my girlfriends: highly unstable and locked in my basement.
@dire_beard: [At a child's birthday party, holding a poorly taxidermied possum] I heard someone likes stuffed animals!
@1evilidiot: What's with the attitude? I don't know what's gotten into you but I know what hasn't.