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@ndmckeown: I keep my friends clothes and my enemies toaster.

As a result, they're now all my enemies, but they're naked & having cereal for brekkie.

I keep my friends clothes and my enemies toaster.

As a result, they’re now all my enemies, but they’re naked & having cereal for brekkie.

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