@hazelmotes1: I keep my monocle freshly waxed so it easily slips out of my eye socket and falls into my cup of tea whenever I'm shocked by your behavior.
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@Sanbel11: BOB: My name spelled backwards is the same. DAVE: Hahaha I’d be Evad. LANA: Guys, can we play different game?
@AlexRogaski: [God making African animals] Screw it. Just put stripes on a horse, make that water lizard really big, and put spots on a really tall deer.
@Lovestained555: My 5yr old eats chicken wings with the precision of a hitman cleaning his rifle.