@GoddessTitty: NO SHIRT, NO SHOES, NO SERVICE
Waiter: ahem *points to sign*
Me: oh that's fine, I'm not ordering anything
@WritePlay: *dog barks at absolutely everything, every time*
Me: SHUT UP
*dog barks at burglar, one time*
Me: It's like he just knew there was danger
@caperbc75: First off I want to commend you for taking part in credit counselling. Now, under assets you wrote "like an onion". Can you clarify?
@daemonic3: Son?
"Yes dad?"
If they ever put me on my death bed... I want you to...
"Yes?"
Tell those idiots to put me on a life bed instead wtf
@FunnyMojoJojo: Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving...
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