@veggiefemme: I keep the streets safe at night by staying home.
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@treydayway: I stopped trying to be a thug when I found out there was something called a caramel Frappuccino.
@NurseMurderer: Backstreet Boys: Show Me the Meaning of Being Lonely. Me: *slow dances with cats around a pot of mac & cheese*