@veggiefemme: I keep the streets safe at night by staying home.
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@junejuly12: Him: Why do you always need the last word? Me: I don't. Him: Me: I don't really. Him: Me: I don't! And that's final. Him:
@AnOrangeSNES: In retrospect, dressing as a killer whale when I was assigned to assassinate the Pope wasn't my best idea. I blame Ubisoft, honestly.