@veggiefemme: I keep the streets safe at night by staying home.
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@dyldonot: RED RIDING HOOD: what big pupils you have grandmother WOLF: yeah I found some pills in the bathroom I love you they're unreal you want some?
@envydatropic: Do people who swirl and sniff their wine in the glass know that it tastes just the same straight from the bottle? Amateurs.
@fro_vo: me folding laundry: ugh another sock is missing puppet on my hand: how does that keep happening