@Birdhumms: I kept getting my shin badly grazed by the pedal of my bike when I was was a kid, that was one vicious cycle.
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@BeardedSteel: *stealthily lowers myself from the ceiling into co-worker's office *sprays breath freshener into his mouth before the meeting *retracts
@NotKarma: Found $10 in a pants pocket. It was awkward though because someone was still wearing it.
@kentgrossarth: I don't understand why gyms have mirrors. I know what I look like. That's why I'm here.