@StarWarsProblms: Vader: I'll teach you the Death Star's power Leia: By blowing up my planet? Vader: By showing you a PowerPoint presentation Leia: NOOO!!!

@thenatewolf: Telescopes probably use mirrors which means there is absolutely no way to know how many vampires there are in space.

@secondofhername: What is the difference between a girl and a pool table? You have a shot with a pool table.

@PyrBliss: If you've ever wanted to reconnect with people you haven't seen in ages, take a quick trip to the grocery store looking like complete shit.

@Mardigroan: A welcome mat is a gateway rug.