@TheToddWilliams: [Friday Night]
WIFE: Have fun at poker
ME {stopping at door}: What did you say?
W: Have fun
ME: After that
W: Uh…at poker-
ME: IT'S POKÉMON
@EndhooS: *stood on Eiffel tower watching a beautiful sunset*
Sara?
*Gets down on one knee*
*audible gasp*
"Yes?"
Help my knee is made of magnets
@LostCatDog: The 9-year-old in me thinks life is all about fun. But then I think, how long is it gonna take to digest this kid? I'm a huge python, btw.
@Donna_McCoy: Willpower? Sure. It's in the garage with my unicorn.
@PhuckinCody: "so i had the dream again last night,"
priest: *sighs* again, dreaming about sleeping with the green m&m is not a sin. weird, but not a sin
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