@shkeeber: I killed a man once, because killing him twice is a physical impossibility.
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@LindaInDisguise: Listening to a global economy futurist. Pretty sure in 20 years Chinese parents will say "Clean your plate, people in the US are starving."
@WritingWilkie: The most romantic movie of all time is definitely Pixar's UP. That old man really loved his house.
@rzarosco: Knock on your neighbors door and ask if they've seen your cat. When they say no pull your cat out of your pocket and make the introductions