@shkeeber: I killed a man once, because killing him twice is a physical impossibility.
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@KKAlThani: Good thing girls started uploading pictures next to a pool with the caption "Summer is finally here!" or we wouldn't have known it's summer.
@cray_at_home_ma: Triscuits are a good snack if you've already eaten all the other snacks in your house and the boxes they came in and your own hands
@kumailn: "Every family on 2013 had 'quite the year'." - study conducted using Christmas newsletters