@ClareCoffey: How To Talk To A Woman Wearing Headphones 1. Create a podcast

@Kyle_Raney: My mind says "no" but my heart says "yes", all my vital organs speak English, it's very confusing and loud

@duplicitron: *sleeps with the fishes but does not use condom*

@chickenmclovin: New way to avoid pregnancy: Wear double condom with chilli powder in between. If outer breaks she will know, if inner breaks u will know.

@tree_bro: Why Can't I Find Out Anything About This Superb Owl #superbowl