@lakeanagirl: I knew my wife was having a bad day when she put her tampon behind her ear and couldn't find her cigarette.
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@BBQJones28: For the record..when you get punched in the face..it doesn't make that movie sound...at all.
@TheMichaelRock: Some schools are banning Santa so they don't offend non-Christian students. That sucks, because Santa is my favorite part of the Bible.
@Cryonius: 3 things that makes me stress: • hot days • annoying people • stand close to annoying people in hot days