@BradBroaddus: I knew that psychic wasn't legit when she let me write a check.
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@Reverend_Scott: Apparently you can't make a baby by adding water to baby powder, so don't waste your time.
@CulturedRuffian: My anaconda don't want none unless you use proper grammar and avoid using double negatives.
@AGStr8upNinja: Alcohol may not be able to give you a loving hug when you need it but the Liquor Mart employee's you're buying it off of sure can.