@BradBroaddus: I knew that psychic wasn't legit when she let me write a check.
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@NicestHippo: If any of you guys are considering law school, please keep in mind I passed the bar exam in multiple states & now I'm a purple hippo online
@SaraMansford: A wine tasting? Where people SPIT OUT precious wine?! Sure, maybe we could go to the humane society and watch them put puppies to sleep too.
@BGH70: Girl at restaurant: Hey, I like your shoes. Me: Thanks! I'll tell my feet. [Smooth, Brian. Well done!]