@notfaizzy: I knew this girl, she's really deep; she'd always find a reason to preach about how size does matter...
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@StellaRtwot: Make any conversation awkward by pulling out and starting a stopwatch without saying why you're doing it.
@JenniferVaz36: Why do people ask "what the hell were you thinking"? Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it
@TheDailySchmuck: Black Super Mario *Jumps on mushroom* *Throws fireball at turtle* *Slides down sewer pipe* *Arrested for assault, arson, and trespass*