@Muath_tu: I knock some sense into people with a hammer.
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@emptydahl: Sometimes I wonder about those old mattresses in the alleys, the stories they could tell. The ones about me are lies of course.
@protolalia: My ex DM'd me to say I'm acting creepy then unfollowed me. Luckily, I have his password so I just refollowed myself and told him he's wrong.
@SteveSuckington: "What if I tried to put a ball somewhere and you tried to stop me" -guy who invented sports