@joshgondelman: I know a bunch of guys who are like Christian Grey but without the money and the handsomeness. They're in jail.
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@LoriLuvsShoes: How many times can you celebrate a 29th birthday before people catch on? -asking for a friend
@SteveSuckington: Who cares about throwing stones? How do people in glass houses hide when somebody knocks on the door?
@ANNIEwayyyy: Sorry I thought your older sister was your daughter and then made everyone else at the restaurant guess your age.